Erhum

1, I love climbing, more than life
2, I love bikes more than climbing
3, I love everybody who comments on my page
4, I love some of those commenters more than others
4, I hate pork rindes
5, I accidently made two 4's
6, I am a member of the Bortherhood Of Steel
7, I love chickens
8, I enjoy shooting
9, I've been stabbed
10, I have fell 40ft without a rope once
11, I have broken all my arms and legs
12, I susesfully smashed my head through a door once
13, My NG name was made when I was 11, don't judge me by it
14, Some of my mates arepinkv, 8ball, amysaysrawr, CleverMiam, Nggangsterpimp
17, I have a tiny scar on my chest were a air rifle round hit me
18, I have a 6 pack
19, I once took on 5 guys....and lost
20, My squat is 180Kg
21, The number befor this was 20, WHOO
22, I want to be Dutch :(
23, I live in scotland
24, Right now I am looking at some random highland cattle
25, 1/4 to 100
26, My first lay was Kirsty Micheal
27, I love subway <3
28, I love Christmas <3
29, I love jesus <3
30, I love you...Unless your ginger...</3 (Thats a joke...;D)
31, I can take a bite out of a coke can
32, Im a big fan of Alkaline Trio
33, I like climbing
34, I love climbing
35, Did I tell you how much I like it?
36, I think I will stop at 50
37, Finish the rest tommorow
38, I go to church
39, Im probably going to hell
40, I once mercy killed a squirril
41, I have a huge poster of Paris Hilton On My Roof
42, I have 3 dogs, Stella, Gizmo and Daisy
43, I have 3 chickens, Stripes, Dorothy And Chickety
44, Anarchy Ftw
45, Fuck Hitler
46, Fuck Stalin
47, Fuck Krustchev
48, Fuck YOU (Only joking....I love you really ;D)
49, Nearly at 50
50, BOOYA
51, My b-day is the 20th of September...Don't forget it bitches
52, I would cut my own arm off to save my life
53, I would eat sombody to survive
54, I know 7 ways to kill you agonisingly (2 of which involves meat hooks, horeses and salami)
55, I never really win any fights, but I always make sure the other guy has more blood on his face
56, I have a broken nose atm, Im getting it cracked back 2morrow
57, I once farted so hard I sharted myself
58, My hand writing is obismol
59, I can't spell abysmal (Thanks jaz)
60, Im dyslexic (DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUR)
61, I once beat up a kid with a heart condition ( I didn't know!)
62, I've cheated on a girl once
63, I hope to go skydiving soon
64, I have 5 cars
65, I like this numbah
66, I hate trolls

Bing Bong Brothers

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Now That I Have Your Attention
Here Is Mah Hero
Dave Mcleod
Met him Once, He Is Pretty Awsome

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QUOTE OF THE DAY!

"The Somme, 3:42. I am dead"
~Note Found In The Hand Of A Dead Sapper

Mine Are To Fucking Small
Discuss

*Update*

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I Passed My Economics NAB, Which Means Im Not A Total Spaz :P 80%
Pass The Bubbly

A Few Very Intresting And Thought Provoking Quotes:

"He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead."
~ Voltair

"Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies."
~Voltaire on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan

"On a large enough time line, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero."
~Chuck Palahniuk

"Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough."
~Karl marx

"Never give in, never give in, never; never; never; never - in nothing, great or small, large or petty - never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense"
~Winston Churchill

"Lady Nancy Astor: Winston, if you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.
Churchill: Nancy, if I were your husband, I'd drink it."
~Winston Churchill

"We shall give our lives for the crown"
"Truth And Honour"
~ My Familys Mottos

"Death or glory"
~Me ;D

This Made Me Die A Little Inside...You Wouldn't Understand ;-;

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Never Trust The Bush :S
I Would Say I Have Taken Bigger Falls Than That (And I Have) But It Would be Bragging :/

And I've Got To Try this

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...Heres A Picture Of One Of My Small falls...

Thats Right
Holland
The Second Best Country In Europe
Wait...Yeah, Scotland, Holland, Germany, England, Italy Etc.

I Want Somthing Good To Die For
To Make It Beautiful To live
I Want A New Mistake
Lose Is More Than Hesitate

If You Dont Like This Song
Your Fucking Queer
And You Should Kill Yourself
....You Fuck...

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Possibly the Best Music Video Over? :P It Has my Seal of Approval
Almost Pornographic
Both the Music And The Video

To Sexy For Mah Shirt ;D
(Not really, I Just Got Out The Shower..)
:]

I Thought I Was Handsome...Wait...Can I Be Both...Or...Are there Any Handsome Mexicans?
DEBATE...
DEBATE MATHS...
MATHS DEBATE

*UPDATE*
Im Running Awa To The Neatherlands
Pot, Porn, Prostitutes And Power
The 4 P's Of Awsome

Ive Bee Preoccupied With These Sick, Sick Senses that Sense DNA
On Barbed Wire Fences
Maye Some Day
I'll Find Me A Suspect That Has No Alibi

Oxygen

I wanna be better than oxygen
So you can breathe when you're drowning and weak in the knees
I wanna speak louder than Ritalin
For all the children who think that they've got a disease
I wanna be cooler than t.v.
For all the kids that are wondering what they are going to be
We can be stronger than bombs
If you're singing along and you know that you really believe
We can be richer than industry
As long as we know that there's things that we don't really need
We can speak louder than ignorance
Cause we speak in silence every time our eyes meet.

On and on, and on, and on it goes
The world it just keeps spinning
Until i'm dizzy, time to breathe
So close my eyes and start again anew.

wanna see through all the lies of society
To the reality, happiness is at stake
I wanna hold up my head with dignity
Proud of a life where to give means more than to take
I wan't to live beyond the modern mentality
Where paper is all that you're really taught to create
Do you remember the forgotten America?
Justice, equality, freedom to every race?
Just need to get past all the lies and hypocrisy
Make up and hair to the truth behind every face
That look around to all the people you see,
How many of them are happy and free?
I know it sounds like a dream
But it's the only thing that can get me to sleep at night
I know it's hard to believe
But it's easy to see that something here isn't right
I know the future looks dark
But it's there that the kids of today must carry the light.

Who We Are

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Dont Ask me Why, I Felt Like Insulting The Catholics

Fucking ~Squirils Have Been C~onspiring Against Me
I Was Absailing Of A Mountain Route, About 500ft, All Going Well
Bang
The ~Motherfucking Rope Slips At The T~op And Send Me Into A Spin
I Clamp Down On The Rope With My Hand To Stop Me Plummeting To My Timley Death
THEN
I Swing Into The ~Cliff Face And Dash My arm Against A Pointy Bit which Really Hurt :[
BUT WAIT...Theres More...
My Brother, Who Is A Proffesional And Trains With Mountain Rescue, Slipped When The Rope Jerked Ad Was Catapulted Over Thge Cliff, He Was Fine Though
YES, Theres More
He Swears There Were A Load Of Squirrikls Watching Him At The Time, And That It Must Have Been There Plan To kill Us off...
...Bastards...

They Have Made A Drink For me

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When God Gives You Lemons You Find A New God
God Berry
King Of the Juice

AAF - Smooth Criminal

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Powerthirst Is Like Crystalmeth In A Can
Powerthirst Is Crystalmeth In A Can
Powerthirst Is Crystalmeth

RANT TIME

I am tring to decide whether to get a 600cc sport bike or a 1100cc tour bike. Sport Bikes Are Fast, Light And Sexy (You look hot while driving them, not sexy as in "ooooh yeah"...You know what I mean?) And tour bikes are reeeaaallllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy fucking fast, heavy and just as sexy, but its the heavieness which just doesnt usually do it for me :(

So Its Basically A Choice Between A Ninja 2XZOR650 Or SA Super Blackbird1100 :S

And heres an OLLLLLLLLLDDDDD Pic of my brother on his old Ninja (I think, poor photo methinks.)

New Shoes

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Assasin

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Tophat Motherfuckers

Good Music, Pig Baiting And Bikes
Orgasmic

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