And your mother is a fat slut. I hope you die.

Im a fake girl on newgrounds who likes to tease teenage bos. Even though im a guy I still get off to pretending im a girl despite the fact that it is totally obvious, but hey. Your all to retarded to figure out I took this picture from google images. Now who wants to touch my tits?

Took me 10 minuits, worth it I think :D

This ismy first one. Entitled "Last Chopper Out Of Saigon" it took me 20 minuits to make, which was nearly all taken up with thinking up a witty title. If you dont understand the historical significance of the original picture you should go read a fucking book :)

About my return to NG:

One upon a time at 2 AM,
A young scot boy was up again,
He was bored as fuck and didn't know what to do,
He doesn't have a Xbox so he can't play CoD 2.

Well he browses on facebook till it begins to tire,
Then he downloads some songs off the shitty Limewire
And then he sees an add from which he astounds:
"Fucking shitting hell, its fucking Newgrounds!"

So he found his old account and remembered it well,
But alas his blog was a small, empty shell,
And he found old Bob, pathetic and weak,
He fell down to the ground and there he did weep.

But now he is back and starting a-new,
He is coming back, as requested by apu,
You've forgotten me Newgrounds but I don't mind,
Because generally I do not socialize with most of your kind.

( Most of your...Not all of you ;D)

With a gay name! Check it out :D

Im gonna start makin some stuff, so please scout me so it can be seen ;)

Yeah Yeah I Take It Back

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But I think its quite cool.

I was bored.