whitewolf3307 2009-05-21 12:03:57

lol sick but funny as hell.

CleverMiam 2009-05-21 12:58:10

It's so crappy that it's fun! Lol

MegaSwedenBoT 2009-05-21 13:05:12

haha :D better than i though it would be :P
AWESOME!

Evil-Iron 2009-05-21 13:05:38

Soo Bob is going to the lake to fish. He sits there for some time, but there is no fish to be found. Bob "I can't even catch a fish" So he get mad as hell. Starst to destrosy his fishing gear and yell's at the lake " You wet F***ing lake, I will make sure that nobody ever catches a fish from you!" Soo he starst to take a piss in the lake, But before he starst to piss, a big fish jumps up and bit him over the dick and stays there. The End

CleverMiam 2009-05-21 13:10:21

... you gotta accept critics you know? It is a certain form of support to help you get better without having to use weapons like whip or baseball bat with a bit of coercion.

So it's here we can do suggestion of what will bob do?

shadowgirl20000 2009-05-21 13:17:36

well bob is on a space ship and as he is saying waht a butiful day err night an astaroid crashes in to the ship

shadowgirl20000 2009-05-21 13:21:52

hehe i was just giving uan littel idead sorry

whitewolf3307 2009-05-21 13:29:48

A bird shits on him right before he gets hit by a car pushing him in front of a train as the train pass's he is hit by a fuel truk draging him a few feet causeing sparks that ignite the fuel truk and explose sending him flying through the air where he is hit by a plane and falls into the planes intake fans before he falls back down to the ground making a huge creator. As he climbs out of the hole the same bird shits on him again.

DicksForDinner 2009-05-21 13:34:58

Have him masturbate to a rock on the ground, after convincing himself through self induced scrizophrenia that its a centerfold model.

Yeah, I went there. Rocks are SO taboo.

TheIncredibleD 2009-05-21 13:39:15

A gang of super-mutant rats are attracted by the smell of bob's puke and guts. They swarm all over him, biting and biting. Then a rat exterminator covers the pile of rats and bob with burning petrol.

CleverMiam 2009-05-21 13:48:09

Yeah, right sorry, well, how about more intense facial expression, I think it would add up to the "Dramatically funny" effect.

Aspyre 2009-05-21 14:02:38

His puke mutants into some strange little creatures that have neon-yellow eyes and they're blue. Now out little heroes glomp and chomp and eat everything in their way (even one week old pizza with bacteries) and Bob becomes the King. However, his newfound ambitious path and greedness makes him an evil leader so he starts using little creatures as leg warmers. They eventually form a team 'Superpowerzz' and Bob runs away to the planet O7. But there is no oxigen, only carboant monoxide so our little hero becomes dust :D.

Aspyre 2009-05-21 14:19:24

How long can it be?

Aspyre 2009-05-21 14:32:06

Ok then. Let's say Bob starts to walk but he trips on his own puke and then his puke eats him. The end. It should fit @_@

ilikeblamingcrap 2009-05-21 14:36:52

i choose a unicorn runs in and and stabs him with his horn. he survives and it turns out it was radio active! so he turns into UniBoy!

themanthelegend 2009-05-21 15:27:20

"everyone I ever loved are dead" Come on, you know better than that.

Final2Legion 2009-05-21 15:40:49

this sux

whitewolf3307 2009-05-21 16:49:19

A bird shits on him right before he gets hit by a car pushing him in front of a train as the train pass's he is hit by a fuel truk draging him a few feet causeing sparks that ignite the fuel truk and explose sending him flying through the air where he is hit by a plane and falls into the planes intake fans before he falls back down to the ground making a huge creator. As he climbs out of the hole a ufo uses a death ray.

smooth117 2009-05-21 17:02:06

he jumps off a cliff only to land on a tree and have the tip of the tree go up his ass and out his mouth

Eloquentlunatic42 2009-05-21 18:03:45

Here's one: Bob is captured by a group of post-apocalyptic mutants who prepare to kill him, but allow him to choose his demise from a few options. However, they kill him in way other than that which he specified. With his dying breath, Bob asks, "Wha--what the hell man?! What the hell!" One of the mutants remarks, "Irony is a cruel mistress. And none too cheap, either."