Something!
FUCK YEAH!
*Update*...
James got a new bike...
Pchow!
Age 31, Male
Student
Dundee High w00t
:D!!!
Joined on 8/27/05
lol if that was my kid I think I would have hit him a long time ago
xD Im with you there.
and he would never see a computer again. Hell, he could have broke the shit.
He did, look at the keyboard!
shit he did. That it he need a good old ass wooping. The sad think is I know a kid like that.
...0_o...who?
My hubby's little cousin, he acts just like that. I can't wait to show him the video when he gets home.
xD are you sure its not him speaking german?
I'm sure he don't even know how to speak spanish and he is puertorican. Now thats sad.
lol, puetrorico? Is'nt that where you find quite a few gang cartels and stuff?
idk never been there but my hubby is from there.
cool. Im miles away from all that shit, scotland. We invented most things you use. When I say most, I mean nearly all.
I thought that Japan was good for that( video games, computers)
Lol, ive edited my post to incorperate all scottish inventions :P
ok ok I give
:P I Win!
dam
:D!
your going to give me that bike for my birthday right?
...Sure :D
But only if I have £7000 spare...
dam
meh
I
w
a
n
t
o
n
e
!
...But...
sorry could'nt help it lol
Im gonna have to ban you...
he looks sexy :3
Hes German :D
This guy isnt, but the ghost rider is :P
bigmac990 responds:
cool. Im miles away from all that shit, scotland. We invented most things you use. When I say most, I mean nearly all.
Bullshit.
[edit] Road transport innovations
The first British working model of a steam car (steam engine): William Murdoch (1754-1839) [10] (First steam car invented by Nicolas-Joseph Cugnot in 1769)
Macadamized roads (Not Tarmac): John Loudon MacAdam (1756-1836)[3] [1]
The pedal bicycle: Attributed to both Kirkpatrick Macmillan (1813-1878)[2] and Thomas McCall (1834-1904)
The pneumatic tyre: Robert William Thomson and John Boyd Dunlop (1822-1873) [2]
The overhead valve engine: David Dunbar Buick (1854-1929)
[edit] Civil engineering innovations
[edit] Bridges
Bridge design: Sir William Arrol (1838-1913), Thomas Telford (1757-1834) & John Rennie (1761-1821)
Suspension bridge improvements: Sir Samuel Brown (1776-1852)
Tubular steel: Sir William Fairbairn (1789-1874)
[edit] Canals and docks
Falkirk Wheel: ??? (Opened 2002)
Canal design: Thomas Telford (1757-1834)
Dock design: John Rennie (1761-1821)
The patent slip for docking vessels: Thomas Morton (1781-1832)
Crane design: James Bremner (1784-1856)
[edit] Lighthouses
Lighthouse design: Robert Stevenson (1772-1850)
The Drummond Light: Thomas Drummond (1797-1840)
[edit] Power innovations
Condensing steam engine improvements: James Watt (1736-1819)[1]
Coal-gas lighting: William Murdoch (1754-1839)
The Stirling heat engine: Rev. Robert Stirling (1790-1878)
Electro-magnetic innovations: James Clerk Maxwell (1831-79)
Carbon brushes for dynamos: George Forbes (1849-1936)
The Clark cycle gas engine: Sir Dugald Clark (1854-1932)
Wireless transformer improvements: Sir James Swinburne (1858-1958)
Cloud chamber recording of atoms: Charles T. R. Wilson (1869-1959)
Wave-powered electricity generator:By South African Engineer Stephen Salter in 1977
[edit] Shipbuilding innovations
The steamship paddle wheel: Patrick Miller (1731-1815)
Improvements in The steam boat: William Symington (1763-1831)
Europe's first passenger steamboat: Henry Bell (1767-1830)
The first iron-hulled steamship: Sir William Fairbairn (1789-1874)
The first practical screw propeller: Robert Wilson (1803-1882)
Marine engine innovations: James Howden (1832-1913)
[edit] Heavy industry innovations
The carronade cannon: Robert Melville (1723-1809)
Making cast steel from wrought iron: David Mushet (1772-1847)
Wrought iron sash bars for glass houses: John C. Loudon (1783-1865)
The hot blast oven: James Beaumont Neilson (1792-1865)
The steam hammer: James Nasmyth (1808-1890)
Wire rope: Robert Stirling Newall (1812-1889)
Steam engine improvements: William Mcnaught (1831-1881)
The Fairlie, a narrow gauge, double-bogey railway engine: Robert Francis Fairlie (1831-1885)
Cordite - Sir James Dewar, Sir Frederick Abel
[edit] Agricultural innovations
Threshing machine improvements: James Meikle (c.1690-c.1780) & Andrew Meikle (1719-1811)
Hollow pipe drainage: Sir Hugh Dalrymple, Lord Drummore (1700-1753)
The Scotch Plough: James Anderson of Hermiston (1739-1808)
Deanstonisation soil-drainage system: James Smith (1789-1850)
The mechanical reaping machine: Rev. Patrick Bell (1799-1869)
The Fresno Scraper: James Porteous (1848-1922)
The Tuley tree shelter: Graham Tuley in 1979
[edit] Communication innovations
Print stereotyping: William Ged (1690-1749)
The balloon post: John Anderson (1726-1796)
Roller printing: Thomas Bell (patented 1783)
The adhesive postage stamp and the postmark: James Chalmers (1782-1853)
The mail-van service
Universal Standard Time: Sir Sandford Fleming (1827-1915)
Light signalling between ships: Admiral Philip H. Colomb (1831-1899)
The telephone:(disputed) Alexander Graham Bell (1847-1922)[4]
The teleprinter: Frederick G. Creed (1871-1957)
The television: (disputed widely) see Paul Nipkov.John Logie Baird (1888-1946)[5]
Radar: Robert Watson-Watt (1892-1973)[8]
Fax Machine - Alexander Bain
The underlying principles of Radio - James Clerk Maxwell (1831-1879)
[edit] Publishing firsts:
The first book translated from English into a foreign language
The first edition of the Encyclopædia Britannica (1768-81)
The first English textbook on surgery (1597)
The first modern pharmacopaedia, the Materia Medica Catalogue (1776)
The first textbook on Newtonian science
The first colour newspaper advertisement
The first postcards and picture postcards in the UK
[edit] Scientific innovations
Logarithms: John Napier (1550-1617)
The theory of electromagnetism: James Clerk Maxwell (1831-1879)
Popularising the decimal point: John Napier (1550-1617)
The Gregorian telescope: James Gregory (1638-1675)
The concept of latent heat: Joseph Black (1728-1799)
The pyroscope, atmometer and aethrioscope scientific instruments: Sir John Leslie (1766-1832)
Identifying the nucleus in living cells: Robert Brown (1773-1858)
Hypnosis: James Braid (1795-1860)
Colloid chemistry: Thomas Graham (1805-1869)
The kelvin SI unit of temperature: William Thompson, Lord Kelvin (1824-1907)
Devising the diagramatic system of representing chemical bonds: Alexander Crum Brown (1838-1922)
Criminal fingerprinting: Henry Faulds (1843-1930)
The noble gases: Sir William Ramsay (1852-1916)
The Cloud chamber: Charles Thomson Rees Wilson (1869-1959)
Pioneering work on nutrition and poverty: John Boyd Orr (1880-1971)
The ultrasound scanner: Ian Donald (1910-1987)
Ferrocene synthetic substances: Peter Ludwig Pauson in 1955
The MRI body scanner: John Mallard in 1980
The first cloned mammal (Dolly the Sheep): Was conducted in The Roslin Institute research centre in 1996 although by two Englishmen, Ian Wilmut and Keith Campbell.
Seismometer innovations thereof - James David Forbes
[edit] Sports innovations
Main article: Sport in Scotland
Scots have been instrumental in the invention and early development of several sports:
several modern athletics events, i.e. shot put and the hammer throw, possibly derive from Highland Games events
Basketball James Naismith (1891)
Curling
Cycling, invention of the pedal-cycle
Golf (see Golf in Scotland)
Shinty The history of Shinty pre-dates Scotland the Nation. It is thought to have originated in Ireland.
[edit] Medical innovations
Pioneering the use of surgical anaesthesia with Chloroform: Sir James Young Simpson (1811-1870)
The hypodermic syringe: Alexander Wood (1817-1884)
Pioneering the use of antiseptics: Joseph Lister (1827-1912)
Identifying the mosquito as the carrier of malaria: Sir Ronald Ross (1857-1932)
Identifying the cause of brucellosis: Sir David Bruce (1855-1931)
Discovering the vaccine for typhoid fever: Sir William B. Leishman (1865-1926)
Discovering insulin: John J R Macleod (1876-1935) with others
Penicillin: Sir Alexander Fleming (1881-1955)
Discovering an effective tuberculosis treatment: Sir John Crofton in the 1950s
Primary creator of the artificial kidney (Professor Kenneth Lowe - Later Queen's physician in Scotland)
Developing the first beta-blocker drugs: Sir James W. Black in 1964
Glasgow Coma Scale: Graham Teasdale and Bryan J. Jennett (1974)
[edit] Household innovations
The Refrigerator: William Cullen (1748)
The Flush Toilet: Alexander Cummings (1775)
The Dewar Flask: Sir James Dewar (1847-1932)
The piano footpedal: John Broadwood (1732-1812)
The waterproof macintosh: Charles Macintosh (1766-1843)
The kaleidoscope: Sir David Brewster (1781-1868)
The modern lawnmower: Alexander Shanks (1801-1845)
The Lucifer friction match: Sir Isaac Holden (1807-1897)
The self filling pen: Robert Thomson (1822-1873)
Cotton-reel thread: J & J Clark of Paisley
Lime Cordial: Lachlan Rose in 1867
Bovril beef extract: John Lawson Johnston in 1874
The life ring, or personal flotation device: Captain Ward in 1854
Electric clock - Alexander Bain (1840)
[edit] Weapons innovations
The Ferguson rifle: Patrick Ferguson in 1770 or 1776
The Lee bolt system as used in the Lee-Metford and Lee-Enfield series rifles: James Paris Lee
The Ghillie suit
[edit] Economics innovations
Adam Smith; Smith was born in 1723, hailing from Kirkcaldy, a Scottish town north of Edinburgh; the 18th ce
whitewolf3307
what the hell is wrong with that kid?
bigmac990
Wow Wouldn't load fast enough :p