I come from a very large military family. My great-great-great grandfather fought in the battle for trafalger, my great-great grandfather was killed in the somme. another was gased in the some and killed in flanders (france, for all you fuck-wits). 1 uncle was a commando, my dad was a royal engineer major, my grandad served in intelligence in ww2, my other grandad was in the sutherland and highlanders. A distant relitive of mine was a man called david livingstone. he was a missionary in africa. he discovered victoria falls, had his arm bitten of by a large animal and died of malaria. my brother served the british special service reserve for about 1 week befor quitting, and, with my other brother, who was a pilot but is really lazy and quite, now rock climb proffesionaly. both of my grand ma's were in the army, which is strange, but there you go. this is the reason that i so greatly despise hippies, it is because, apart from 1 uncle who is a builder and another who is a postman, all of my relitives have made money out of training to kill people. Thisis what i am going 2 do as soon as i leave this fucking country of fucking rain and shit. i will now leave you with this picture summing up what i just said without people having to read my entire family history:
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Posted by bigmac990 - June 1st, 2008
just to let u know, i am going to be embarking on a 2 month project for a metal slug film. anyone who goes on my blog, be sure to check it out! it is going to be about a small mission to blow up a bridge, but shit happens! got nae new pics to show ye 2day. any1 who want to join in, make up somthing you can do to help me and pm me!
- rory
Posted by bigmac990 - May 29th, 2008
For all you god damned tree hugging anti-nuke protestors, just remember that it is the Mutual Anialation theory that keps us safe at night:
"I did not develope nuclear weapons to cause new problems, just to solve current issues"
- Albert einstein
The Mutualy Assured destruction Theory is a very complex one so look away now if you get nosebleeds from thinking too hard. This theory is reality as it claims that as long as you have nukes in the ground, sea and air, the enimies will shit themselfs if they so much as think of starting a nuclear war. the method works in many ways. the first of which is the first strick method. think of it as a turn based game. the first thing you want to acheive is to disable your enemy by knoking out they facilities e.g. silos 'n' shit. once this is done,its player 2's turn. the reciver, or the person who has just suffered first stike can go into 1st strike, doing exactly the ssame thing. the second strike theory is the one that worries most people. once first strike is over, it is time to inflict as many civi casualtys as possible, via nuking cites.
this theory is still in practice, but is taken out as soon as a country developes anti missle systems, so there will be no 1st nor 2nd strike, rendering the theory stupid. so, for all you hippies, if you dont want any nukes to be fired, or any war or anything like that, just remember that it is war and violence and threats that keeps you the fuck safe at night. i know that nobody will bother reading this so here is a pretty picture for you all =)
Posted by bigmac990 - May 21st, 2008
Im here to offer you a ONE TIME ONLY DEAL ZOMG!!!!!!!!! All you have to do is give me all of your bank details and i will put 1,000,000,000,000 million monies in your bank acount. to good to be true you say? just listen to some real life testiments:
" im a billionare!" - bill gates
"i dont have a bank acount" - some 8 year old
" it rocks! it really works and it can work for you!" - jesus
"W0oW what a genious idk where he got the money from, but i gacve him my monies yesterday and i am too a bizillionare!!!" - pl0x
so there you go! just give me all your monies and i will make you a brazilionare!
sign up now and you get a free pen with YOUR name in it, thats right, not somone elses name, Youre name. thats reason enough to sign up!
Posted by bigmac990 - May 20th, 2008
On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the "vox populi" now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
or in lemans terms:
Behold! Before you is a humble performer, cast, against his will, by fate, to the roles of both victim and villain. The face you see now is not just some mere facade of pointless theatrics. It is a remnant of the people's voice, which has since gone and disappeared. However, this past annoyance stands courageously reborn and has sworn to conquer the evil and corrupt, who promote greed and the violent suppression of free will. The only way to do this is with a war of retribution. It will not be a fruitless revenge, for the importance and self-evidence of this quest shall exonerate the open-minded and righteous. But in truth, this thick soup of words is becoming too excessive. So, let me simply finish by saying that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V.
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et voila!
