Fucking ~Squirils Have Been C~onspiring Against Me
I Was Absailing Of A Mountain Route, About 500ft, All Going Well
Bang
The ~Motherfucking Rope Slips At The T~op And Send Me Into A Spin
I Clamp Down On The Rope With My Hand To Stop Me Plummeting To My Timley Death
THEN
I Swing Into The ~Cliff Face And Dash My arm Against A Pointy Bit which Really Hurt :[
BUT WAIT...Theres More...
My Brother, Who Is A Proffesional And Trains With Mountain Rescue, Slipped When The Rope Jerked Ad Was Catapulted Over Thge Cliff, He Was Fine Though
YES, Theres More
He Swears There Were A Load Of Squirrikls Watching Him At The Time, And That It Must Have Been There Plan To kill Us off...
...Bastards...