i have gone down a level of angry, i am just leaving teh pissed of and angry section. i will now tell the tale of a pie.

it was a gloriouse summers evning when mrs. pie decided to bake a pie in her pie chaped pie making pie oven. the pie took 40 minuites to make pie hot which is the standard pie making time to make a pie like a blue berry pie, apple pie, steak pie, people pie, blood pie, contaminated waste pie, syringe pie, gay pie and pie pie which is a pie, inside a pie. the pie was left on the pie cooling pie shaped window cill so the pie could cool down. but then, the pie burgilers struck, which, despitethere name, like to steal people car steriouse and tv's. but then they knoked over the pie. they felt so sorry in there little pie hearts that they baked a fresh anthrax pie and left it on the window cill so that mrs. pie wouldnt notice, exept she have baked an apple pie and there is a differnet tast beetween anthray and apple so she smelt somthing fishy, but she died 2 minuites later and nobody fucking cared. her corpe rotted for 3 months befor the CSI squade declared it a pie related case and called in there suspects. the burgelers were the most suspected suspects ever know, evr, EVR and they were taken out to a place of execution and fed pies until there hearts prolapsed and they went into uncontrollable pie related spasms befor being declared incapable of walking and then shot AND GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! I AM FUCKING 16!!!!!!! AAAAAARGH!!!!!! BLLUUUUURGH!!! also i can spell onomatopoeia which are words thats sound like the actions they describe like BOOM! also i can spell mississippi and...erm....because (big elephants can add up sums easily) and.......erm......hypercondriact.....
...ummmmmmm.........jesus? are you there jesus....?

- ce fini!