In other news, HOORAH! (To amuse eightball and spark off another convosation on different battle cries)

First test outoftheway

"Everywhere!"
~Royal Engineers

Which way to muscle beach?

Huzzah!

The Only Lesson It teaches Me s To Ban The Spammer And Make A New Post :P

Think of your life as a film, who would you be? If you have such life that you have time to spam people, annoy them for fun, live on chatrooms and generally fester in a pit of your own shit, your never going to be anybody remotly intresting in any film :P. Your not going to be:

Main character (Because you look like shit and have social issues)
Sidekick (Because of the same reasons"
Extra (Because fo the same reasons)
Evil Genious (Because even demented phsycopaths have to socialise with other people for once in a while)
Evil sidekick (For the same reasons)
Lifeless fag with no real friends, an intact virginity, spots, fuck off huge glasses, possibly obese, 4chan dwelling loser? Possibly, but im yet to see a film that features all furry, sonic and mario fans, and lets not forget the following failiers:

Amysaysrawr (generally)
Dragonzjewel (Lifeless chatroom dweller)
XPA (31,784 characters arn't enough)
Mcnoodles (Which is XPA)
Jaz (Who is XPA's well endowed boyfriend)
Ashfrupt (You all know)

*Update*

The white flag has been waved.

This is jack on laughing gas, with his wrist totally fucked.

This is the first of many awards where I award the largest losers on anewgrounds awards. Unfortunatly, our first winner, Sassycatman, would probably jizz himself at the site of the award. Thats right, he has dedicated his life and sacrificed a social life to collect every NG medal there is. Whats more? He has the balls to call other people losers and tries to hand out advice that belongs to him, mainly "kill youself".
Heres a little advice for you.
Take a gun.
Write a will (leave it to charity, lets face it, you don't have anybody who likes you or loves you :P)
Place gun to temple.
Pull hammer on gun back.
Squeeze trigger
Die.
Nobody would ever care if you died, your probably adopted which would explain your agressive attitude. I hope your parents died slowly and your foster parents meet the same fate that you will if you ever meet me :D

Booya, 3E, Velvet Glove At Limekilns

Yes, it's me folks (At the bottom, the guy at the top is jack :( He fell and broke both his wrists, Photo curtosy of Elliot)

*Update*

Sister In Law :D

Tis 21:16 And I Am Bored

Wrote it myself :D
Im quite proud of it

Rounds crack through the air
Sabers swing, ready to tear
At exposed flesh of the men that run,
Sabers glint from the light of the sun,
And brought down, sheathed in gore,
Kicked it free, go back for more.

*UPDATE*

FUCK SWINE FLUE

...Pic related...

Stupid Kid

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Mercy Me

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+ I broke my pinky...ouchee

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*Update*

Bored of that picture. Trying toget a good picture of my air rifle scar, either that or the stabby incident scar.