im fucking tired :/

all i can say is that my m8 kirstys X sharted himself on the bus to his school this morning. happy times. due to some retards complete lack of common english, kirsty did NOT shart herself and desertboy is a rtard :D

also:

Dont fight it, you know you want meh XD

Cato stood on the forest borders. His sword hung from his scabbard. 7 years he had served for his emporer. Centurion Vivard Scario Cato had been gived command of the 3rd century of the 2nd battalion. He hadnt slept for 2 days, his eyelids feeling like lead. His optio came running out of the trees with news about the distant army of savages.
"Sir! Our scouts told us that there is a army of about 12,000 men, 4000 horses and 40 or so chariots. If you ask me sir.."
Cato rounded on his optio. "If I wanted your fucking advice I would have asked for it. Go back to the Legate and tell them that we need a relief force. There fucking insane if they think a century can stand up to a Briton army. Get Lucius and tell him to position his men in the tree line. If the scouts are right, they shoudl be out in the open ground. We will need some auxillery cavelry and atleast 8 more centurys to hold them off."
"Aye aye sir, 8 centurys and a unit of auxillarys". Catos optio turned and ran back into the forest as fast as he could. This is going to be fucking messy, thought Cao, but he was ready to die and he would take a whole cohort down befor the bastards took him.
Cato walked back to were his men were sat, resting, waiting for there impending deaths. Some will die, some will break and run, and they, too, will die. The smell of woodsmoke drifted past his nostrils and he caught snippets of the soldiers idle chatter.
"Just what the fuck does the legate think were made of? Do they think all romans have balls of steel and shit fire?" This made Cato laugh. Other soldiers told eachother jokes and, even the worst ones, were helpful. Anything to make them forget about the fate thatawaits them at the end of a speartip.
"LADS! TO ARMS LADS!" The call came from the drill seargent, a feirce bastard called Bulra. The men quickly donned armor and picked up there sheilds. Some were already running to the tree line. When Cato arrived, all he could see was a seething mass of men hauling themselfs over the plain. It was a rabble. In a straight fight against a roman arm, they would have no chance, but the odds change as soon as there are only 82 men standing in your way.
"Dont be scared. Dont show fear. Even these bastards have mothers and fathers. There humans. There just as scared as you. More of them will die. And if you must die, fight like the devil was on your backs and take as man of them down as you can!"
These words boosted the mens morals. Men will die, but it is for the greater good. "JAVALINS! AT THE READY!" The men at the back picked up there javalins and pulled there arms back.
"RELEASE!" At these words 30 javalins were thrown into the air. They soared throw the air and each one found there target. They pinned men to the ground and the air was rent with the screams of the dying. Nobody stopped to help them and the charge continued.
"MAKE READY! SHEILDS UP!" The men simultaniosly brought up there sheilds. It was atleast 5 seconds until the first wave hit but it felt like a eternity. The wave hit the roman century like a sledge hammer and Cato could hear the sound of the first Roman to be injured.
"HOLD! HOLD THE GROUND!" The short swords all them men had were designed for this. Stabbing rather that slashing. The air was filled with the dying men. Cato found himself face to face with a large, insane looking britain. His face distorted with his anger. He raised up his claymore the slam down into the roman but Cato managed to rais his sheild as the sword bounces of it and Cato felt the impact ran up his arm.
As the briton drew back his sword to strike again but Cato lifted his sword and stabbed him in the crotch, making the man fall to his knees and drop his sword. As he was screaming in pain, Cato drew back his sword and stabbed it into the mans throught. As he fell to the ground, blood spiling out his throught and slowly trickling into his lungs, drowning him slowly.
The struggle went on. 1 by 1 the romans were killed off, the numbers slowly declinging. 13 dead, 25 wounded and trying to crawl back. Cato saw the situation was hopless but they would make there name. The 3rd century of the 2nd battalion would be the first century to be completly wiped out in britain.
The britains kept throwing themselfs at the wall of sheilds and swords, a slow victory but a victory none the less. it was inevitble...
The bugle sounded and they burst out the trees, flanking the britons. They burst into there flank and they strew people aside. The auxillary had arrived. The centurys had been sent, but only 5 were spared, but they were welcome. They were lined up behind the tree line and awaiting orders. The head Centurion being Cato was given charge over the 6 centurys.
"Nice of you little fuckers to make it here on time." He noticed a gash on his knee but it didnt hinder him so it was no use in complaining. "Now we need to show these cunts that we have balls of Iron and that we shit fire!"

S'just a little somthing. Nobody will read it but im proud of it :]

Centurion: Senior officer in a century
Century: A 82 man squad
cohort: 9 centurys
Optio: 2nd in command of a century
Legate: The senior officers of the roman army
Auxillarys: Cavelry used to assist soldiers

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This one came from looking
This one opened twice
These two seem as smooth as silk, flush againt my eyes
This one needed stiches and
This one came from rings
This one isn't even there, but I feel it more because you don't care

Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, Cause I am Made Of Scars
Yes I am made of scars

This one had it comming
This one found a vein
This one was an accident, but never gave me pain
This one was my fathers and
This one you can't see
This one had me scared to death,
But I guess I should be glad I'm not dead!!

Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, I am made of scars
Yes, I am made of scars

God, Don't you believe it

And I will find a way
Everything you are I will betray
Oooh, I swear that I will find a way
Everything you are's inside me

This one was the first one
This one had a vice
This one here I like to rub on dark and stormy nights
This one was the last one,
I don't remember how
But I remember blood and rain
AND I NEVER SAW IT COMING AGAIN

Yeah, Cut right into me
Yeah, Cause I am made of scars
Yes, I am made of scars

i miss amy :(
also i found a braclet thing my m8 shoplifted for me in iceland :D

Avenged Sevenfold - Come Back To Me

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Cold - With My Mind

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Slipknot - The Blister Exists

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Rage Against The Machine - Fuck The Police

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Metallica - King Nothing

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Metallica - Frantic

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Metallica - The Unnamed Feeling

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I <3 amy :3

New hoodie btw

i love amy :3
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more than she loves me :D
also 30.30.150

I am a dominant Gene,
Live as I die,
Never say forever,
Because foevers a Lie!

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30.30.150 remembers and 30.30.150 hates

Weres your crown king nothing?

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NEW NG PIC!!!!!!!!1 its not that great and i cant remember what i had done with my hair and i dont know wtf im doing with my mouth but i was told it looks good so :D

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This is a short one with a very good song called eyeless by slipknot:

How Many Times Have You Wanted To Die?
Its To Late For Me
All You Have To Do Is Get Rid Of Me

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this is what bordom can do to a man. and yes, i made this myself

1. I DO hate some people
2. I wish death to the people i hate =_=
3. Brown eyes
4. Messy brown hair
5. Has never had sunburn
6. I am dyslexic and proud ^^
7. I hate the dark 0_o
8. I am very paranoid
9. I've been stabbed
10. Its not fun to get into a fight with me
11. I eat SHITLOADS, but never gain a pound
12. I <3 rock climbing
13. I <3 Weight lifting
14. I <3 Shooting
15. I have done plenty of drugs in my time
16. I was arrested for public urination
17. I have put my head through 2 windows
18. I only really care about my friends
19. ...And the Polish...
20. I once threw a chair at my teacher
21. My fravorite colours are Red and Black
22. Has considered suicide lots, but I think its a pussys way out
23. Needs glasses to read
24. Is kinda anti-social
25. I once got a pea stuck up my nose
26. I called my egyption mate in history a sand n igger
27. My name is Rory ^,^
28. I live by Slipknot and die by Metallica
29. Is mistaken for emo LOTS
30. I shook James Blunts hand XD
31. I wanna join the 71st Royal Engineers
32. I have no games consols
33. I support gay marrige
34. Im not gay =_=
35. I dislike America, cos it stole all our inventions e.g tv, radio, handcuffs, the police, the navy etc
36. All americans are British, French, Spanish and Canadian immigrants
37. I live in St.Andrews ^^
38. Im quite good at History
39. I fucking hate school
40. I dont like emotionaly attached things dying on me
41. I once tatooed my hand
42. I fucking hate anime
43. I need to style my hair
44. I can do 28 pull ups
45. I know lots of un P.C jokes
46. NOM NOM NOM
47. Has 3 dogs, a parrot, 3 cickens and a horse
48. I am tired lots
49. *yawnz*
50. *looks at 50*
51. My first friend on NG was sara
52. I want to die in a hail of bullets
53. I have had 10 relitives who have died in battles
54. This list is getting long
55. I argue lots
56. I took on 6 neds at once...and lost
57. I HAVE CHINKY EYES...a bit
58. I dont like the feel of velvet
59. I have a awsome blue hat
60. I love drawing pentagrams
61. I like a girl whos name beegins with A
62. Shit happens...mainly to me
63. My french teacher told me to go hang myself
64. I told her to fuck off
65. I go to savs awsome chat room
66. Her name ends in Y
67. Keep thinking
68. I dont like eating chicken
69. Loves hugz
70. I hate fish food
71. I WANT EMO HAIR!
72. A book....can also be a hat
73. Starz is a megafag
74. i amz speeshal
75. my motto is "kill 'em all, let god sort 'em out"
76. I was never told about santa
77. stfu
78. I dont like people staring at me
79. I hate most neds and chavs
80. I have to many guns and knives
81. I have survived a 40ft drop
82. I have been to Paris
83. I have broken all my limbs
84. Im close to 100
85. Guessed who I like yet?
86. Im still wearing my tie from school
87. My mum is insane
88. My dad is insane
89. I am insane
90. It only takes 2 doctors to pronounce you insane
91. I CAN dance
92. I can also sing quite well
93. I am running out of thing to say
94. My big yellow dog is called stella
95. I <3 Greggs
96. I eat healthy =D
97. 8====D happy man with a long nose and glasses
98. I have fired a 9mm glock
99. *Drum roll*
100. My last name is Foote

BoonDock Saints ^,^

"I KILLED YOU GOD DAMN CAT YOU DRUGGY BITCH!"
this is from the boondock saints. the most funny and violent film ever

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you can watch it Here